Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch is the 35th album by American musician Frank Zappa, released on May 3, 1982 and digitally remastered in 1991. It features five tracks composed by Zappa, and one song, "Valley Girl", co-written with his then-14 year old daughter Moon Zappa, who provided the spoken monologue mocking valley girls, including phrases like "Gag me with a spoon!".